Chronicles of EB Babe Ann: Ann's way or the highway (oh wait ... railway)

Warning: the author of this blog is a big EB Babe Ann fan -> fanboy -> fanatic sans creepy stalker, so as biased as you ~ the readers (if any) ~ may think the author is in contrast to the rest of the EB Babes (ie. "nah this guys just in it for EB Babe Ann, so screw him"), i assure you, i'm a fan of the group ... well, we got our favorites so ZIP IT! LOL!

Legend: EB Babe Ann = Boss Ann

Simply put, i could just finish this blog in one swift sentence: "Boss Ann rules EB MRT!" ... but taking into consideration that i am a big fan of the EB Babe Boss, then it would mean "i sucked big time" ... btw, anyone who read my short post for Boss Ann at EB.TV does not count, the EB.TV Online Forums cannot handle this amount of info necessary to chronicle Boss Ann's greatness ... so there, reason good enough and FIXED!

Anyways, i'd like to discuss this glorious feat by Boss Ann as detailed as i can, so please bear with me: (any additional infos, typos found, praises, name calling a.k.a. bashing, rabid violent reactions - please do that in the comments section, changing the contents of this blog is punishable by law)

1st Round: ... and start!

Everyone was racing to get his or her own seat, and Boss Ann was calling that clueless fat dude for the last slot to go on to the next round.

Note: my apologies for calling that guy "fat dude".

2nd Round: ... and start again!

Just like the first round, but the props goes to Wally (Wanda) for his/her leg lock move LOL!.

3rd Round: ... down with the fat dude

Fat dude down and was sent home packing, courtesy of our dabarkads Jose (thank you very much), that fat dude almost hurt Boss Ann and to me, that's a big NO!, if i was there i would have: *shoves fat dude down the stairs* - "don't let the door hit your a** on the way out".

Final Round: EB Babe Boss Ann vs. Brazil's Finest Diana

I was thinking, "oh crap, Diana won last time ... c'mon Boss Ann, you can do this, you're smarter, faster, younger, cuter...", anyways, then ... *whistle blows*, "why the hell is the chair up there!?", then Jose (or was it?, it was too fast to see) on a whim, decided to put it back down the stage, but after all that running up, down, around and in circles (and homecourt disadvantage) Boss Ann prevailed and was hailed as the new Queen ... uh ... Winner.

-END-

Reader: Ryu, you're exaggerating again.
Ryu: no my friend, i don't exaggerate, i only tell the truth.

~ EB MRT 09/18/08 Blog by Ryu ~